EVERY YEAR THE WEB CHURNS OUT MILLIONS OF PAGES...|
This is one of them.
"Why, hello. It's good to see so many citizens taking
an active interest in my little experiment. An experiment, that you
are about to become part of. You see, I have done what no virus could do -
for I have shot a Sprite into space, and am slowly driving him INSANE by
forcing him to watch the worst Fan-Fictions ever written! Sure, he may have
survived thus far with Mike and his 'Bot friends, but I believe that I have
now found the fic that will truly BREAK his soul."
"Of course, helping me out is the infamous Pearl Forrester, that idiot Bobo
and the moronic Brain Guy. You see, I met up with them when *crackle*ay when
*fzzt* #@$%@-- and th$%#
*bzzzt* well fine I said, *craz* @!#$!-$$# *beep* and he died! Well
@#@#@ *fzzzt* $$@ having a lovely massage I.. *fwwe*#$#-#$$3242n.
picked daises-#$@@ (Sorry, just some
minor technical difficulties here in the transmission, I'm sure
it'll be cleared up soon) #$@$# *crackle* *snap* R#@#@-$##
*click* *snap* *fewwwww* (Oooops. Wrong button.) 3$#-232-NO
CARRIER-43$1--(Alright, here we go) *fzzt* It's a deal then" I said.
Which was all VITALLY important for you to know if you're going to understand ANY
"And now, I invite you to enjoy with us, the untimely classic.."
"No Time For Games"